Mince Pie: Christopher Morley

Author's Instructions
On Filling An Ink-Well
Old Thoughts For Christmas
Christmas Cards
On Unanswering Letters
A Letter to Father Time
What Men Live By
The Unnatural Naturalist
Sitting In The Barber's Chair
Brown Eyes and Equinoxes
163 Innocent Old Men
A Tragic Smell In Marathon
Bullied by the Birds
A Message for Boonville
Making Marathon Safe for the Urchin
The Smell of Smells
A Japanese Bachelor
Two Days We Celebrate
The Urchin at the Zoo
Fellow Craftsmen
The Key Ring
"Owd Bob"
The Apple That No One Ate
As To Rumours
Our Mothers
Greetings to American Anglers
Mrs. Izaak Walton
Truth
The Tragedy of Washington Square
If Mr. Wilson Were the Weather Man
Syntax For Cynics
The Truth At Last
Fixed Ideas
Trials of a President Traveling Abroad
Diary
The Dog's Commandments
The Value of Criticism
A Marriage Service
The Sunny Side of Grub Street
Burial Service
Advice To Those Visiting A Baby
Abou Ben Woodrow
My Magnificent System
Letters To Cynthia
To An Unknown Damsel
Thoughts On Setting An Alarm Clock
Songs In A Shower Bath
Visiting Poets
A Good Home
Walt Whitman Miniatures
On Doors