Kathleen: Chapter 13

Chapter 13

Blair, nervously playing with a key, stood by the fire in the
drawing-room. Mrs. Kent had excused herself and gone upstairs. In
the dining-room, across the hall, he could see Kathleen gleaning
over the supper table while the maid cleared away the dishes. In
spite of his peevishness, he smiled to see her pick up one of the
stuffed eggs on a fork, taste it, and lay it down with a grimace.
At the other end of the drawing-room Mr. Kent, leaning on his
cane, was rummaging among some books.

"Here we are," said the antiquarian, hobbling back with several
heavy tomes. "Here is Clarendon's History. Now I want to read you
what he has to say about that incident in 1645, then I will read
you my manuscript notes, to show you how they fill up the gaps.
Kathleen!"

"Yes, Dad," answered Kathleen, coming into the room.

"Will you get me my glasses, dear?"

"Yes, indeed," and she ran across the room to fetch them from the
bookcase where he had left them. She seated herself on the arm of
her father's chair. She was a charming and graceful figure,
swinging the slender ankle that the Scorpions afterward described
with imaginative fervour as "a psalm," "a fairy-tale," and "an
aurora borealis." They none of them ever agreed as to the dress
she wore that evening; but Eliza Thick, who was perhaps the most
observant, declared that it looked like a chintz curtain. I think
it must have had small sprigs of flowers printed on it. Her eyes,
exclaimed the broken-hearted gas-man, were like "a twilight with
only two stars." Perhaps he meant a street with two lamps
lighted.

"Oh, I'm so glad you're going to read your notes to Mr. Blair,"
she said, mischievously. "They are so fascinating, and there's
such a jolly lot of them."

"Perhaps Mr. Kent's eyes are tired?" said Blair, hastily.

"Not a bit, not a bit!" said Mr. Kent. "I don't often get such a
good listener. By the way, what happened to that nice young
curate? I hope the gas-man didn't injure him?"

Kathleen looked at Blair with dancing eyes.

"He had to go," declared Blair. "He was awfully sorry. He asked
me to make his apologies."

"Perhaps the Bishop sent for him suddenly," said Kathleen.

"Well," resumed Mr. Kent, "I shall begin with the Battle of
Naseby. After that memorable struggle, a portion of the royalist
forces--"

The front-door bell trilled briskly.

"Oh, dear me," sighed poor Mr. Kent, looking up from his papers.
"The fates are against us, Mr. Blair."

The Scotch terrier had been lying by the fire, caressed by the
toe of Kathleen's slipper, as she sat on the arm of her father's
chair. Suddenly he jumped up, wagging his tail, and barked with
evident glee. A tall, dark-eyed girl, a little older than
Kathleen, pushed the hall curtains aside and darted into the
room.

"Joe, you darling!" cried Kathleen. "How's your leg?"

"What do you mean?" asked Joe. "Which leg? What's wrong with it?"

"Well, Joe, my dear, this is a jolly surprise," said Mr. Kent,
laying aside his books. "We heard you were laid up. Some
misunderstanding somewhere. We've got a friend of yours here, you
see--Mr. Blair."

Blair wished he could have sunk through the floor. He would have
given anything to be with the other four in the darkness of the
cellar. His ears and cheeks burned painfully.

"How do you do, Mr. Blair," said Josephine, cordially. "There
must be some mistake, I've never met Mr. Blair before."

"My dear Joe," cried Kathleen, "I do think we have all gone nuts.
Look here!" She took three sheets of paper from the mantelpiece.
"Did you or did you not send us those telegrams?"

Joe ran her eye over the messages, reading them aloud.

"_Miss Kathleen Kent:_

"_My friend Blair of Trinity now in Wolverhampton for historical
study staying at Blue Boar nice chap American--_"

Here Joe raised her eyes and looked appraisingly at Blair, whose
confusion was agonizing.

"_may he call on you if so send him a line sorry can't write hurt
hand playing soccer love to all. Joe_."

"_Frederick Kent: Unavoidably detained Oxford hurt leg playing
soccer wish you could join me at once very urgent. Joe_."

She bent down to the terrier which was standing affectionately at
her feet.

"Well, Fred, old boy," she said, patting him, "did Joe send you a
telegram, heh?"

"_Mrs. Philip Kent: Have found very good cook out of place am
sending her to you earnestly recommend give her a trial reliable
woman but eccentric name Eliza Thick will call Sunday morning.
Joe_."

"My dear Kathleen," said Joe, "you flatter me. I never sent any
of those messages. Do you know any other Joes?"

"I beg your pardon, Miss Kent," said Blair. "But I must tell you.
I sent two of those telegrams, and I think I can guess who sent
the other. Miss Eliza Thick herself."

"You!" exclaimed Mr. Kent and both girls in the same breath.

"Yes, Mr. Kent. I blush to confess it, but you and your family
have been abominably hoaxed, and I can see nothing for it but to
admit the truth. Painful as it is, I prefer to tell you
everything."

The two girls settled themselves on the couch and Mr. Kent,
bewildered, sat upright in his chair. The dog, satisfied that
everything was serene, jumped on the divan and lay down between
Joe and Kathleen. The unhappy Blair stood awkwardly on the hearth
rug.

"Last January," he began, "a gentleman by the name of Kenneth
Forbes, an undergraduate of Merton College (now studying the gas
meter in your cellar), was in Blackwell's book shop, in Oxford,
browsing about. Lying on a row of books in a corner of the shop
he happened to see a letter, without an envelope. He picked it up
and glanced at it. It had evidently been dropped there by some
customer.

"The address engraved on the paper was 318, Bancroft Road,
Wolverhampton. It was dated last October and the letter began:
'Dear Joe, Thank you so much for the tie--it is pretty and I do
wear ties sometimes, so I sha'n't let the boys have it.' In the
upper left-hand corner were four crosses, and the words 'These
are from Fred.' The letter was signed 'Kathleen.'"

The two girls looked at each other.

"It so happened," continued Blair, "that the man who found the
letter had promised to write, the very next day, the first
chapter of a serial story for a little literary club to which he
belonged. At the time when he found this letter lying about the
bookshop he was racking his brain for a theme for his opening
chapter. A great idea struck him. He put the letter in his pocket
and hurried back to his room.

"His idea was to build up a story around the characters of the
letter. He had no idea whom it came from or to whom it was
addressed. The thought of making these unknown persons of the
letter the figures of the story appealed to him, and with an
eager pen he set down the first chapter, with 'Kathleen' as
heroine and 'Joe' as hero."

A faint line of colour crept up Kathleen's girlish cheek.

"This idea, which suggested itself to Forbes when he found the
letter in the bookshop, was taken up enthusiastically by
the group of undergraduates composing the little club. The
fabrication of the story was the chief amusement of the term.

"It would be unfair to me and to the other men not to say frankly
that the whim was not taken up in any malicious or underhand
spirit. Given the idea as it first came to the man in the
bookshop, the rest flowed naturally out of it, urged by high
spirits. I must tell you honestly that the characters of that
letter became very real to us. We speculated endlessly on their
personalities, tastes, and ages. We all became frantic admirers
of the lady who had signed the letter, and considered ourselves
jealous rivals of the man 'Joe,' to whom, as we supposed, it had
been written. And when the end of term came, the five members who
had entered most completely into the spirit of the game agreed to
come to Wolverhampton for the express purpose of attempting to
make the acquaintance of the Kathleen who had so engaged their
fancy."

"Really, I think this is dreadfully silly," said Kathleen,
colouring. "Joe, are we characters in a serial, or are we real
persons?"

"This confession is very painful for me, Mr. Kent," said Blair,
"because things don't seem to have turned out at all as we
thought, and I'm afraid we have abused your hospitality
barbarously. I can only beg that you will forgive this wild
prank, which was actuated by the most innocent motives."

"Then do I understand," asked Mr. Kent, "that your interest in
Wolverhampton history was merely simulated, for the purpose of
making the acquaintance of my daughter?"

"You make me very much ashamed, sir, but that is the truth."

Mr. Kent rose to his feet, leaning on his cane.

"Well, well," he said, "I have no wish to seem crabbed. I'm sorry
to lose so excellent a listener. I thought it was too good to be
true! But when one has a daughter one must expect her to grow up,
and become the heroine of serial stories. I trust that that story
is not to be published--I can ask that, at least!"

"Our intention," said Blair, "was to give the manuscript to Miss
Kent as a token of our united admiration."

"Well," said Mr. Kent, "make my apologies to the other
conspirators. I take it that that dreadful Eliza Thick was one of
them. I hope our cook will be back to-morrow. Upon my word, those
stuffed eggs were indescribable! Joe, my dear, suppose you let me
take you up to see your aunt. I expect these people will want to
recriminate each other a little, and reach some sort of
misunderstanding."

Joe and Mr. Kent left the room, but a moment later Mr. Kent
reappeared at the door.

"Mr. Blair," he said, "please don't think me lacking in
sportsmanship. I was young once myself. I just wanted to say that
I think you all staged it remarkably well. Give Mr. Carter my
compliments on that telegram from the Bishop."

"Good heavens!" exclaimed Blair, as Mr. Kent vanished behind the
curtains. "I forgot. Those fellows are still down in the cellar."
He held out the key. "I must let them out."

"Wait a minute," said Kathleen. "I have no desire to see that
Eliza Thick again, nor that odious curate--not even the
enterprising gas-man!"

For the space of fifteen thoughts or so there was silence.
Kathleen sat at one end of the big couch, the firelight
shimmering round her in a softening glow. Blair stood painfully
at the other side of the hearth.

"Miss Kathleen," he said, "I want to beg you, on behalf of the
other fellows, not to be too severe with them. I guess I'm the
worst offender, with my bogus telegrams and my deliberate
deception of your father. But I ought to explain that we all came
here with a definite intention in mind. The man who was first
able to engage you in friendly conversation and get you to accept
an invitation to come to Oxford for Eights Week, was to be the
winner of the competition."

"I've already accepted an invitation for Eights Week," she said,
after a pause.

He uttered a dejected silence that was a classic of its kind, a
marvel of accurate registration.

Kathleen looked up at him for the first time since his confession
of the hoax. Their eyes met.

"Is it Carter?" he asked, woefully.

"I've promised to go and stay with Joe at Maggie Hall."

"Look here," he said. "I expect to row in the Trinity boat. Will
you and your mother and--and Miss Joe--watch the racing from our
barge, one afternoon anyway? Then you could come to tea in my
rooms afterward, and I'll ask the other fellows in to meet you."

"The parson and the policeman and the gas-man, and--and--Eliza
Thick?"

"Yes. They're all splendid chaps, I know you'll like them."

"Well," she murmured, "I dare say Eliza Thick would be all right
in his proper costume. I shall never forget his nest-building
genius! Now I understand what he meant by all that talk about
counterfeiters."

"You will come to the Trinity barge?" he begged.

There was a pause. A dropping coal clicked in the grate, and
Kathleen's small slipper tapped on the fender.

"I should think," she said, "that a man as persistent as you
would make a good oar. I'm glad the others aren't Americans, too.
It was bad enough as it was!"

"Miss Kathleen," he pleaded, "I guess I can't make you understand
what I'd like to. But if you'll just come punting up the Cher, on
Sunday in Eights Week, there are so many things I'd like to tell
you."

"Yes, I've always wanted to hear about America, and the
difference between a Republican and a Democrat."

"And you _will_ come?"

Kathleen rose, laughing.

"I have already accepted Joe's invitation," she said.
"Good-night, Mr. Blair." She gave him her hand.

He held it as long as he dared, looking her straight in the eye.
"I'm not nearly as jealous of Joe as I was!"

She was gone through the curtains, a flash of dainty grace. Then
her face reappeared.

"If you care to call again some time, Dad would love to read you
those notes on the Battle of Wolverhampton!"

Blair looked round the room. The dog, lying by the fire, got up,
stretched, and wagged his tail. Blair pulled out his watch.
"Giminy!" he said, "I'd better go down and let those poor devils
out of the cellar."

THE END.

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