Idolatry: Chapter 15

Chapter 15

CHARON'S FERRY.

After lying motionless for half an hour, Balder suddenly sat upright
and settled his hat on his head. A new purpose had come to him which,
arriving later than it might have done, made him wish to act upon it
without delay.

The old mariner had by this time bailed out his boat, and, having
shipped a mast in the forward thwart, was dropping down stream. As he
neared the promontory Balder hailed him:--

"Hullo! skipper, take me across?"

The skipper, without replying, steered shorewards, the other
clambering down the rock to meet him. After a brief parley, during
which the old fellow closely scrutinized his intending passenger from
head to foot, a bargain was struck, and they put forth, tacking
diagonally across stream. For Balder, having charged his imagination
with castles, warlike chieftains, and beautiful princesses, had
finally arrived at the conclusion that the stone house was an
enchanter's castle; the figure he had seen, an imprisoned lady;
himself, a knight-errant bound to rescue her and give the wicked
enchanter his deserts. This idea possessed his brain for the moment
more vividly than do realities most men. The plumed helmet was on his
head, he glittered with shining arms and sword, his heart warmed and
throbbed with visions of conflict and bold emprise. The commonplace
assumed an aspect of grandeur and magnificence in harmony with his
chivalric mania. The leaky craft in which he sat became a majestic
barge; the skipper, some wrinkled Charon who doubtless had ferried
many a brave knight to his death beneath yonder castle's walls. That
seeming birch-stump on the farther shore was the castle champion,
armed cap-a-pie in silver harness and ready with drawn sword to do
battle against all comers. Trim the sail, ferryman, and steer thy
skilfullest!

The kind of insanity which sees in outward manifestation the fantasies
of the mind is an affection incident at times to every one. An artist
sees beauties in a landscape, an artisan in pulleys and levers, and
either may be so far insane in the eyes of the other. Nature discovers
grandeur, beauty, or truth according as the quality abides in the
seer. In this view Balder or Don Quixote was no more insane than other
people. Their eyes bore true witness to what was in their minds, and
the sanest eyes can do no more. Their minds were, perhaps, out of
focus; but who can cast the first stone?

The skipper, when not masquerading as Charon, was a lean, brown, and
wrinkled old salt, neither complete nor clean of garb, and bulging as
to one lank cheek with a quid of tobacco. At first he sat silent,
dividing his attention between the conduct of his boat and his
passenger.

"Whereabouts will yer land, Captain?" he asked when they were fairly
under way.

"Wherever there is a path upwards. Who is the owner of the castle?"

"The castle? Well, there ain't many rightly knows just what his name
is," answered Charon, cocking his gray eye rather quizzically. "Some
says one thing, some another. I have heard tell he was Davy Jones
himself!"

"Have you ever seen him?"

"Well, I don't know; I've seen something that might have been him; but
there's no telling! he can fix himself up to look like pretty much
anything, they say. There ain't many calls up to the castle, anyway."

"Why not?"

"Well, there's a big wall all around the place, for one thing, and
never a gate in it; so without yer dives under ground and up again,
there don't seem no easy way of getting in."

"Does the owner never come out, then?"

"Well, he can get out, I expect, when he wants to," replied the
wrinkled humorist, with a weather-beaten grin. "They do say he whips
off on a broomstick about once a month and steers for Bos-ton!" His
fashion of utterance was a leisurely sing-song, like the roll of a
vessel anchored in a ground-swell.

"Why does he go there?" demanded Prince Balder, with the air of
finding nothing extravagant or improbable in the sailor's yarn. The
latter (a little doubting whether his interlocutor were a simpleton or
a "deep one") answered, after a moment's pause,--to replenish his
imagination perhaps,--

"Well, in course, I knows nothing what he does; but they do say he
coasts around to all the ho-tels and overhauls the log. He's been
laying for some one this twenty year. My idea, it's about time he
hailed him!"

"What does he want with him?"

"Well, yer see, what folks say is, this chap had played some game or
other off on Davy; so Davy he puts a rod in pickle and vows he'd be
even with the chap, yet.

"Yer see,--I'll tell yer," continued Charon, leaning forward on his
knee and speaking confidentially; "just as this chap was putting
off,--with some of Davy's belongings, likely,--Davy up and cuts a
slice of flesh and blood off him. Well, he takes this slice and fixes
it up one way or another, and makes a witch out of it,--handsome as
she can be,--enough to draw a chap's heart right out through his
jacket. Now, being as she's his own flesh and blood, d' yer see, this
chap I'm telling yer on's bound to come back after her afore he dies.
Well, soon as Davy gets hold on him, he ups with him to the place
yonder and outs with the witch. 'Here yer are, my dear friend!' says
he (as civil as may be), 'here's yer own flesh and blood a-waiting for
yer!' Well, the chap grabs for her, and once he touches her there
ain't no letting go no more. Off she starts on her broomstick, he
along behind, till they gets over Hell gate--" Charon checked himself,
made an ominous downward gesture with his right forefinger, and
emphasized it by spitting solemnly to leeward.

"Did you ever meet him,--this man?" asked Helwyse, rousing himself
from a brown study and looking Charon in the eyes.

"Well, now, I couldn't tell for certain as I ever met him," replied
the other, returning the look with an odd wrinkling of the features.
"But it's nigh on twenty year that I fetched a man across this very
spot, and back again in the evening, that might have been him.
Leastways, he was the last caller ever I took over to that house."

"I am the first since he--eh?"

"Well, yer are; and, Captain,--no offence to you,--but allowing for a
lot of hair he had, he was like enough to you to be yer twin brother!"

"Or even myself! So Davy Jones goes by the name of Doctor Glyphic in
these parts, does he?" said Balder, with a sudden, incisive smile,
which almost cut through the old ferryman's self-possession. The boat
at the same moment glided into a little cove, and the passenger jumped
ashore. Charon stood deferentially touching his weather-stained hat,
too much mystified to speak. But the fare which Helwyse handed him
restored his voice.

"Thank yer, Captain,--thank yer kindly!--hope no offence, Captain,--a
chap picks up a deal of gossip in twenty year, and--"

"No offence in the world!" cried Helwyse; "I take you for a powerful
enchanter, who seems to steer one way, when he is in fact taking his
passenger in another. Where are you bound?"

"Well, I was dropping down a bit to see if the schooner ain't around
yet. She'd ought to be in by now, if nothing ain't runned into her in
the fog."

Helwyse paused a moment, eying Charon sharply. "The schooner
'Resurrection,'" he began, and, seeing he had hit the mark, continued,
"was run into last night on Long Island Sound, and had her bowsprit
carried away. But no serious damage was done, and she'll be in by
night, if the wind holds."

With this he bade the awe-stricken old yarn-spinner farewell, and,
with secret laughter at his bewilderment, turned to the narrow zigzag
path that climbed the bank, passing the birch-stump champion without a
glance of recognition. A few vigorous minutes brought him to the
summit, whence, facing round, he saw the broad river crawl beneath
him; the little boat, with Charon in the stern, drift downwards; and
beyond, the whole rough length of Manhattan Island.

A few days before Thor Helwyse's departure for Europe (some four years
after his wife's death) he had left a certain little boy and girl in
charge of the nurse,--a woman in whose faithfulness he placed the
utmost confidence,--and had crossed from Brooklyn to New Jersey, to
say good by to Brother Hiero. Returning at night he found one of the
children--his son Balder--locked up in the nursery; the nurse and the
little girl had disappeared, nor did Thor again set eyes on either of
them.

Balder, as he grew up, often questioned his father concerning various
events which had happened beyond the reach of his childish memory; and
among other stories, no doubt this of the farewell visit to Uncle
Glyphic had been often told with all the details. By no miracle,
therefore, but simply by an acute mental process, associating together
time, place, and description, was Balder enabled so to dumfounder old
Charon.

Embarking on a phantom quest, his brain full of whimsical visions,
Balder had thus unexpectedly stepped into the path of his legitimate
affair. The accident (for no better reason than that it was such)
inspired him with a superficial cheerfulness. He had landed some
distance below his uncle Glyphic's house,--for such indeed it
was,--and he now took his way towards it through trees and underbrush.
It was so situated, and so thickly surrounded with foliage, as to be
visible from no point in the vicinity. Had the site been chosen with a
view to concealment, the builder could not have succeeded better.
Remembering the eccentricity of his uncle's character, as portrayed in
many an anecdote, Balder would not have been surprised to find him
living under ground, or in a pyramid.

On arriving at the wall whereof the ferryman had told him, he found it
a truly formidable affair, some twelve feet high and built of brick.
To scale it without a ladder was impossible; but Balder, never
doubting that there was a gate somewhere, set out in search of it.

It was tiresome walking over the uneven ground and through obstructing
bushes, branches, and stumps. The tall brick barrier seemed as
interminable as unbroken. How many houses, thought Balder, might have
been built from the material thus wasted! If ever he came into
possession of the place, he resolved to present the brick to his
friend Charon, that he might replace his wooden shanty with something
more durable and convenient, and perhaps build a dock for the schooner
"Resurrection" to lie in. It must have taken a fortune to put up such
a wall; were the enclosure proportionally valuable, it was worth while
crossing the ocean to see it. Still more wall! fully a mile of it
already, and yet further it rambled on through leafy thickets. But no
signs of a gate!

"I believe the Devil really does live here!" exclaimed Balder, in
impatient heat; "and the only way in or out is on a broomstick,--or by
diving under ground, as Charon said!"

Stumbling onwards awhile farther, he suddenly came again upon the
river-bank, having skirted the whole length of the wall. There was
actually no getting in! The castle was impregnable.

Helwyse sat down at the foot of a birch-tree which grew a few yards
from the wall.

"How does my uncle manage about his butcher and baker, I wonder! He
might at least have provided a derrick for victualling his stronghold.
Perhaps he hauls up provisions by ropes over the face of the cliff. No
doubt, Charon knew about it. Shall I go down and look?"

It was provoking--having come so far to call on a relative--to be put
off with a mile or two of brick wall. The gate must have been walled
up since his father's time, for Thor had never mentioned any
deficiency in that respect. But Balder's determination was
piqued,--not to mention his curiosity. Had the path from Mr.
MacGentle's office to Doctor Glyphic's door been straight and
unobstructed, the young man might have wandered aside and never
reached the end. As it was, he was goaded into the resolution to see
his uncle at all hazards. An additional spur was the thought of the
gracious apparition which he had seen--or dreamt he saw--from the
farther bank. Was she indeed but an apparition?--or the single reality
amidst the throng of fantasies evoked by his overwrought
mind?--beaconing him through misty errors to a fate better than he
knew! In all seriousness, who could she be? Had Doctor Glyphic crowned
his eccentricities by marrying, and begetting a daughter?

These speculations were interrupted by the clear, joyous note of a
bird, just above Balder's head. It was such a note as might have been
uttered by a paradisical cuckoo with the breath of a brighter world in
his throat. Looking up, he saw a beautiful little fowl perched on the
topmost twig of the birch-tree. It had a slender bill, and on its head
a crest of splendid feathers, which it set up at Balder in a most
coquettish manner. The next moment it flew over the wall, and from the
farther side warbled an invitation to follow.

Although he could not fly, Balder reflected that he could climb, and
that the top of the tree would show him more than he could see now.
The birch looked tolerably climbable and was amply high; as to
toughness, he thought not about it. Beneath what frivolous disguises
does destiny mask her approach! Discretion is a virtue; yet, had
Balder been discreet enough to examine the tree before getting into
it, the ultimate consequences are incalculable!

As it was (and marvelling why he had not thought of doing it before)
he set stoutly to work, and, despite his jack-boots, was soon among
the upper branches. The birch trembled and groaned unheeded. The bird
(an Egyptian bird,--a hoopoe,--descendant of a pair brought by Doctor
Glyphic from the Nile a quarter of a century ago),--the hoopoe was
fluttering and warbling and setting its brilliant cap at the young man
more captivatingly than ever. A glance over the enclosure showed a
beautifully fertile and luxurious expanse, damasked with soft green
grass and studded with flowers and trees. A few hundred yards away
billowed the white tops of an apple-orchard in full bloom. Southward,
half seen through boughs and leaves, rose an anomalous structure of
brick, glass, and stone, which could only be the famous house on whose
design and decoration old Hiero Glyphic had spent years and fortunes.

The tract was like an oasis in a forbidding land. The soil had none
of the sandy and clayey consistency peculiar to New Jersey, but was
deep and rich as an English valley. The sunshine rested more warmly
and mellowly here than elsewhere. The southern breeze acquired a
tropical flavor in loitering across it. The hoopoe had seemed out of
place on the hither side the wall, but now looked as much at home as
though the Hudson had been the Nile indeed.

"My uncle," said Balder to himself, as he swayed among the branches of
his birch-tree, "has really succeeded very well in transporting a
piece of Egypt to America. Were I on the other side of the wall, no
doubt I might appreciate it also!"

The hoopoe responded encouragingly, the tree cracked, and Balder felt
with dismay that it was tottering beneath him. There was no time to
climb down again. With a dismal croak, the faithless birch leaned
slowly through the air. There was nothing to be done but to go with
it; and Balder, even as he descended, was able to imagine how absurd
he must appear. The tree fell, but was intercepted at half its height
by the top of the wall. The upper half of the stem, with its human
fruit still attached to it, bent bow-like towards the earth, the trunk
not being quite separated from the root.

Helwyse had thus far managed to keep his presence of mind, and now,
glancing downwards, he saw the ground not eight feet below. He loosed
his hold, and the next instant stood in the soft grass. The birch had
been his broomstick. Meanwhile the hoopoe, with a triumphant note,
flew off towards the house to tell the news.

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