The Autobiography of Methuselah: John Kendrick Bangs

Foreword
Ch. 1: I am Born and Named
Ch. 2: Early Influences
Ch. 3: Some Reminiscences of Adam
Ch. 4: Grandmother Eve
Ch. 5: Some Notes on Cain and Abel
Ch. 6: He Confesses to Being a Poet
Ch. 7: The International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company
Ch. 8: On the Extinction of the Mastodon
Ch. 9: Conclusion